December 1st 2008 – A crisis at the North Pole
This morning I had a rather stressed Head Elf on the phone from the North Pole.
The Head Elf has been told by the Elf in charge of Health and Safety that Christmas may need to be cancelled this year, because he is still trying to get to grips with the new Corporate Manslaughter Legislation in the United Kingdom.
The Health and Safety Elf has read somewhere that Santa will have to undergo training to ensure that he is competent to drive the sleigh on Christmas Eve. And until that training is complete, the sleigh will be grounded.
This is where the team at Fleet Risk Consultants can step in and ensure that Christmas is not cancelled and Santa is not grounded. The problem is we have 23 days to get the policy prepared and implemented.
This is going to be an interesting challenge.
You can follow the process as it develops here from now until the big day.
Nigel Grainger
Senior Consultant
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