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Nigel Grainger brings together a related set of skills that all fleets require, to greater or lesser degrees, but which may not have the staffing or the skills to fulfil those needs. Bringing his wealth of experience in all areas of fleet management he offers a bespoke service through his company Fleet Risk Consultants, providing you with a cost effective fleet that complies fully with your 'duty of care' requirements.

Posted by Nigel on December 1, 2008

December 1st 2008 – A crisis at the North Pole

This morning I had a rather stressed Head Elf on the phone from the North Pole.

The Head Elf has been told by the Elf in charge of Health and Safety that Christmas may need to be cancelled this year, because he is still trying to get to grips with the new Corporate Manslaughter Legislation in the United Kingdom.

The Health and Safety Elf has read somewhere that Santa will have to undergo training to ensure that he is competent to drive the sleigh on Christmas Eve.  And until that training is complete, the sleigh will be grounded.

This is where the team at Fleet Risk Consultants can step in and ensure that Christmas is not cancelled and Santa is not grounded.  The problem is we have 23 days to get the policy prepared and implemented.

This is going to be an interesting challenge.

You can follow the process as it develops here from now until the big day.

Nigel Grainger

Senior Consultant

Fleet Risk Consultants

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