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Nigel Grainger brings together a related set of skills that all fleets require, to greater or lesser degrees, but which may not have the staffing or the skills to fulfil those needs. Bringing his wealth of experience in all areas of fleet management he offers a bespoke service through his company Fleet Risk Consultants, providing you with a cost effective fleet that complies fully with your 'duty of care' requirements.

Archive for December 8th, 2008

Posted by Nigel on December 8, 2008

December 8th 2008 – Major Problems over Minor Issues

There was no update yesterday, because I had to send everyone away before things degenerated to a bad level all over a few attachments to the sleigh.  Now I know why we don’t allow attachments to be fitted to our clients vehicles, it is too much trouble.

It all started with Santa wanting a hot cocoa dispenser and a cookie warmer fitting to the sleigh for the sea legs of the journey on Christmas Eve.  This seemed a reasonable request so we agreed.

Then Prancer and Dancer wanted a dock and speakers for their ipods, which is the point I should have sensed that trouble was looming, perhaps it is this cough that dulled my senses.  Like a fool I agreed to the ipod dock.

Donner then decided she wanted a Kebab warmer, Cupid wanted a charger for her Blackberry so she could Twitter her progress through the night and Vixen wanted a power source for her GHD’s, so she would look at her best.

Rudolph got in on the act next wanting Sat-Nav and it was this point that I lost it, I mean why does Rudolf need Sat-Nav I thought that his nose was the solution to all navigation problems.  If we fit Sat-Nav why do we need Rudolf.

As I say, it might be because I am feeling a bit under the weather myself, but I instructed Fred to remove all attachments and fit nothing in future.  I have added to the policy that the fitting of attachments is strictly prohibited.

Perhaps I should avoid the reindeer barn for a while and deal with non-animal related issues for a couple of days.

Nigel Grainger

Senior Consultant

Fleet Risk Consultants

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